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10 dating rules ^(^_^ )^

2009-03-13T00:38:00.010+08:00

A Father's Note to Prospective Suitors:

10 Simple Rules for dating my daughter
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Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early".

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car -- there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

LOL ~(^^~)

the beauty of mathematics~the love of god

2009-02-24T18:27:00.003+08:00

1 x 8 + 1 = 9

12 x 8 + 2 = 98

123 x 8 + 3 = 987

1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876

12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765

123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654

1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543

12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432

123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

more under this cut XDD

i swear this tag business (. . . )

2009-02-09T16:52:00.004+08:00

Darlene tagged this blog>>>

The challenge is:

Go to your photos folder in your computer.
Go to the 6th folder of photos.
Go to the 6th picture in that folder.

Put the picture on your blog and description of it.
Invite six friends to join the challenge.
Link them in your blog and let them know they have been challenged.
(too much hassle -_-" maybe next time)

Description: a cheese cake pic hehehe.. grabbed from FB maa... i have quite a collection of pics under food category ;P

i told u it's kmc! a l*****y? no..um, something close to it >_<

2009-02-04T01:08:00.012+08:00

KMC is relocated:

(.....)

same old view but more spacious

Uh,this is the upper floor.yes,it has an upper floor now pfft..

i want to soak in a tub~la la la~

2009-02-04T00:59:00.005+08:00

Adek2 gue (6th&8th) pegi mandikan hamster milik adek si 2nd..hmm hamster bley d'mndikan ke? gue pon tarak tau arr..

la la la la~

2009-01-22T19:50:00.002+08:00

been thinking what to post maa..
long time no see the other two...
i've been busy at my other blogs (yes, blogs) too..
and the li form thingie already ok laa..
but the fyp is not

Where did I get my wallpapers?

2009-01-13T07:40:00.005+08:00

Salam. Got nothing else to post so i'm sharing my wallpaper source XD

>>>For starters go here (i like the texture he used in his works)
no registration needed

>>>More wp and links here
no registration needed

>>>I got my anime wp from here (since i cannot access deviantart from hostel)
limited access without registration

>>>and for my phone (they got stuffs like wp,themes,ringtones,etc for every kind of phone)

p/s: i change my desktop bg frequently so these kinds of sites are my answers.. they got me interested in photoshop (and illustrator..) in the first place..it's funXD

mr rubik's cube~

2009-01-02T18:03:00.008+08:00

The purpose of this post is to introduce one of my toys, mr rubik's cube ^^
He was born in 1970s in central europe i think.

The one on the right is a magnetic acrylic one. I want one of that too!

Rubik's cube disassembled.

My own rubik's cube. A standard 3x3x3 version.

There are more variations of rubik's cube: pyraminx, megaminx, skewb, sudoku cube, etc. Out of these, sudoku cube is much more difficult to solve.

So far i've only solved it once..with much help from some internet articles ;D

Other puzzle in the room..the ship...

Happy New Year to all

2009-01-02T08:49:00.003+08:00

Hi..happy new year to all my friends. to quenn,sorry to hear about your beloved laptop.i suggest that u buy another one laptop just for backup.hehehe..u can sell all your 'karya' to exchange with new laptop =p..about me, i love and also hate to change my old life..i hate the difficulty how i am now.but, it give many motivation to me to be independence in life.because, to achieve all my ambitions, i must go through this way. Motivator always said that successful person is someone that love to face the difficulty and challenges in life.i will post photos about me next time..to quenn and muahaha, good luck!!

(unofficialpost) -_-"

2009-01-01T11:46:00.003+08:00

>>>Gue buhsan...

sURaTaN @ KeBeTuLan???...

2008-12-31T21:19:00.003+08:00

eRK....actually entry ni xde kaitan pn ngan title tu...hahah..cian misz pepsiCola tunggu i cter psl new life i...sume org xtau sbnye i li kat mn..xde pn org tnye..ye la korg kn company bapak besor2..dah xnmpak membe yg laen..so, i pn senyap jek..mls nk ckp..

1. i li kat ampang...(bukit indah)...sume org mesti xtau tempat ni..psl tempat org2 kaye la gak...
2.umah kat bndr baru ampang..condo tuh...<- condo la sgt..hahah....pangsapuri jek..ade 16 tggkat..i duk tgkat yg 15..umah ok la...kosong...xde pe2..
3.housemate??ade 2 org akak alim2 gitu..i dpt umah ni dr tenet..naseb baek housemate ok..
4.duit sewa?? wow,wlpn flat je..tp mahal seyh...180 tmasuk api air...dekat ngan stesen lrt ampang, ampang point, klcc...senang la..depan umah tempat bas rapid kl b'kumpul..
5.dekat ke ngan tempat keje???...klu ikutkn dekat jek..tp penat gak klu jln kaki n bahaye psl nk kne lintas jln n byk anjing wooo...
6.naek pe gi keje??? naek bas rapid kl slalunye..bas ke klcc..pastu turun amek bas ke bukit indah plak..klu xpn bas metro..tp i tkut naek bas nih..psl xtutup pintu..naseb baek xtgolek i aritu..sehari 3 hingit..xpn 4 hingit...kdg2 klu i rs nk exercise, i jln kaki separuh jln...heheh...

pgalaman sepanjg berada di ampang nih...

ari pertama gi keje, i naek je la bas yg die dah tulis kat bus stop tuh..pandai2 la nk turun mn...heheh...ok la 1st day..kecik je opis i..cian kan..umah kedai jek..opis kat tingkat 1..ade 2 org director, 4 staff gurl n 1 guy intern gak..tp tuk keje..die dah nk kuar dah selasa nih..tp dgor2 bos nk amek bkeja..harap2 la die stay..i xde kwn seyh..i duk bdua jek kat bilik tuh..n die je la web develper..laen2 sume lain2 n xde kne mgena pn ngan software.. rs cam dah slh pilih company jek ms tuh...pastu i tgok blog org laen,pnye la dasyat..projek besor2..i xde projek pn lg..bos suh stdy white paper, case stdy, demo psl quest software..i pn xpenah dgor..stdy je la..i part oracle db monitorg..bos kate nnt ade tender ngan celcom tp bln 2..ntah la tuh..i wat pe la nnt..tp mmg die ckp i part database jek..die ciap ckp lg klu nk beli buku ke ape2 la software tuk i lebey paham, beli jek..nnt claim blk..bos aku mmg baek..oleh kerana aku dah leh la pham gak quest software tuh, i mule rs bosan..i pn mintak keje dr guy tu..die ajak tolg edit images..ala,ckit jek..tu pn die wat..aku just adjust ckit jek..xmencabar lgsung..tp, ok la guy tu..leh 1 kepale la..i je clalu kaco die..heheh..mm..so far ok la duk opis..cume bosan ckit psl xde keje..tkut gak..xtau nk wat report camne..huhu..
mmm...ms ari ke 3 i gi keje..i nmpak mayat kat jln..naseb baek i xnaek bas tu..alhamdulillah..huh..pe2 pn i tkezut gak..clalu i tuggu bas de la sorg apek ni..so, xde la i tkut nk tuggu sorg2..ye la kat tgh bndar kan..klu pe2 pn xde org pedulik..sekurg2nye klu ade die, i berani la ckit..huhu...mmmm...dah2...penat menaip..k..see u soon..heheh........miss u pepsiCola..

into 2009

2008-12-30T04:18:00.005+08:00

it's the start of a new sem (for me, q)... familiar faces around (very few actually)... let's work hard this sem (saying this to myself).. ok that's it... i'm outta here ;DD

*i wonder where the other two owners of this blog are. it's getting a bit lonely here guys. where's the report u promised me? ish ish..*

The songs i currently obsessed on

2008-11-15T06:39:00.009+08:00

It's never too late by Three Days Grace: This song struck me...something. I don't know. I don't even like this song the first time i heard it but it grows on me. I think this song is pretty old but i only acquired it quite recently. And i have yet to grow sick of it ;p

Sakasama no chou (Inverted butterflies) by SNoW: This is an old song too. It's an opening theme to an anime (ever heard of Jigoku Shoujo @ Hell Girl?). I like the starting of the song but i don't really like the chorus ;p

The benefits of having an engineer as boyfriend

2008-11-15T05:00:00.006+08:00

From a friendster forum posted by amad :p

"Between an engineer, law graduates, management graduates, arts graduates, meds school graduates ..."

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle

An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness

An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.

Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.

Advantage 3: Trusted

An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust. Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.

Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate? Get an engineer for your boyfriend!!

my japanese name

2008-11-15T04:37:00.013+08:00

My supposedly authentic japanese name is:

Male name: 秋本 Akimoto (true autumn) 拓海 Takumi (open sea).

Female name: 秋本 Akimoto (true autumn) 治美 Harumi (subdued beauty).

I got this for "Amra Hamizah". Not even my full name. Family name comes first but we Malays don't have that so i used my father's name. Actually my family has one but we don't use it officially. It will be weird anyway.

Take your real japanese name generator! today!

Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

Goodbye but not goodbye...

2008-11-14T20:20:00.005+08:00

Memandangkan kebanyakan kwan2 kite da nk pegi LI, tinggal la aku sorg2 kt sni huuu... Haha weh, nti jgn luper aku & update kan ape2 citer korang kat LI tuh tau!! Zman teknologi ujung jari nih, klu putus kontek gak, tak tau nk ckp pe ar ^_^

Don't you agree that this song lyrics is very fitting for moments like these?
Psst! You can get the song here!

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Sebuah Kisah Klasik (Untuk Masa Depan)
by Sheila On 7

Jabat tanganku, mungkin untuk yang terakhir kali
Kita berbincang tentang memori di masa itu
Peluk tubuhku usapkan juga air mataku
Kita terharu seakan tidak bertemu lagi

Bersenang-senanglah
Kar'na hari ini yang 'kan kita rindukan
Di hari nanti sebuah kisah klasik untuk masa depan
Bersenang-senanglah
Kar'na waktu ini yang 'kan kita banggakan di hari tua

Sampai jumpa kawanku
S'moga kita selalu
Menjadi sebuah kisah klasik untuk masa depan
Sampai jumpa kawanku
S'moga kita selalu
Menjadi sebuah kisah klasik untuk masa depan

Bersenang-senanglah
Kar'na hari ini yang 'kan kita rindukan
Di hari nanti...

Mungkin diriku masih ingin bersama kalian
Mungkin jiwaku masih haus sanjungan kalian

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do you answer your exam like this?

2008-11-13T03:53:00.009+08:00

sbb exam nk abes da jadik aku nk post sempena meraikan tamatnye exam aku hohoho!! these stuffs are pretty old but still aku nk post gak kat sini ;p

Source and more links at Economics Help

KaWan Vs CinTa....

2008-11-11T20:24:00.000+08:00

Di suatu hari yang indah, CINTA dan KAWAN bersiar-siar di sebuah kampung. Tiba-tiba CINTA terjatuh di dalam telaga.

Kenapa? Kerana CINTA itu buta.

Lalu KAWAN pun ikut terjun ke dalam telaga.

Kenapa? Kerana… KAWAN akan buat apa sahaja demi CINTA !

Di dalam telaga CINTA hilang.

Kenapa? Kerana… CINTA itu halus, mudah hilang kalau tidak dijaga, sukar dicari apatah lagi dalam telaga yang gelap. Sedangkan KAWAN masih lagi tercari-cari dimana CINTA dan terus menunggu.

Kenapa? Kerana… KAWAN itu sejati dan akan kekal sebagai KAWAN yang setia. Jadi, hargailah KAWAN kita selagi kita terasa dia BERERTI….

WoMen.....

2008-11-11T19:17:00.003+08:00

1. Bila sorang wanita mengatakan dia sedang bersedih,tetapi dia tidak menitiskan airmata,itu bermakna dia sedang menangis di dalam hatinya.

2. Bila dia tidak menghiraukan kamu selepas kamu menyakiti hatinya,lebih baik kamu beri dia masa untuk menenangkan hatinya semula sebelum kamu menegur dengan ucapan maaf.

3. Wanita sukar nak cari benda yang dia benci tentang orang yang paling dia sayang(sebab itu ramai wanita yang patah hati bila hubungan itu putus di tengah jalan).

4. Sekiranya sorang wanita jatuh cinta dengan sorang lelaki,lelaki itu akan sentiasa ada di fikirannya walaupun ketika dia sedang keluar dengan lelaki lain.

5. Bila lelaki yang dia suka dan cinta merenung tajam ke dalam matanya,dia akan cair seperti coklat!!

6. Wanita memang sukakan pujian tetapi selalu tidak tau macam mana nak menerima pujian.

7. Ji! ka kamu tidak suka dengan gadis yang sukakan kamu separuh mati,tolak cintanya dengan lembut,jangan berkasar sebab ada satu semangat dalam diri wanita yang kamu tak akan tahu bila dia dah buat keputusan,dia akan lakukan apa saja.

8. Sekiranya sorang gadis mula menjauhkan diri darimu selepas kamu tolak cintanya,biarkan dia untuk seketika.Sekiranya kamu masih ingin menganggap dia sorang kawan,cubalah tegur dia perlahan-lahan.

9. Wanita suka meluahkan apa yang mereka rasa.Muzik,puisi,lukisan dan tulisan adalah cara termudah mereka meluahkan isi hati mereka.

10. Jangan sesekali beritahu perempuan yang mereka ni lansung tak berguna.

11. Bersikap terlalu serius boleh mematikan mood wanita.

12. Bila pertama kali lelaki yang dicintainya dalam diam memberikan respon positif,misalnya menghubunginya melalui telefon,si gadis akan bersikap acuh tak acuh seolah-olah tidak berminat,tetapi sebaik saja ganggang diletakkan,dia akan menjerit kesukaan dan ! tak sampai sepuluh minit,semua rakan-rakannya akan tahu berita tersebut.

13. Sekuntum senyuman memberi seribu erti bagi wanita.Jadi jangan senyum sebarangan.

14. Jika kamu menyukai sorang wanita,cubalah mulakan dengan persahabatan.Kemudian biarkan dia mengenalimu dengan lebih mendalam.

15. Jika sorang wanita memberi seribu satu alasan setiap kali kamu ajak keluar,tinggalkan dia sebab dia memang tak berminat denganmu.

16. Tetapi jika dalam masa yang sama dia menghubungimu atau menunggu panggilan darimu,teruskan usahamu untuk memikatnya.

17. Jangan sesekali mengagak apa yang dirasakannya.Tanya dia sendiri!!

18. Selepas sorang gadis jatuh cinta,dia akan sering tertanya-tanya kenapalah aku tak jumpa lelaki ini lebih awal.

19. Kalau kamu masih tercari-cari cara yang paling romantik untuk memikat hati sorang gadis,cubalah rajin-rajinkan tangan menyelak buku-buku cinta.

20. Bila setiap kali gambar kelas keluar,benda pe! rtama yang dicari oleh wanita ialah siapa yang berdiri di sebelah buah hatinya,kemudian barulah dirinya sendiri.

21. Bekas teman lelaki akan sentiasa ada di fikirannya tetapi lelaki yang dicintainya sekarang akan berada di tempat teristimewa iaitu di hatinya!!

22. Satu ucapan ‘Hi’ sahaja sudah cukup menceriakan harinya.

23. Teman baiknya saja yang tahu apa yang sedang dia rasa dan lalui.

24. Wanita paling benci lelaki yang berbaik-baik dengan mereka semata-mata nak tackle kawan mereka yang paling cantik.

25. Cinta bermaksud kesetiaan, ambil berat, jujur dan kebahagiaan tanpa sebarang kompromi.

26. Semua wanita mahukan sorang lelaki yang cintakan mereka sepenuh hati..

27. Senjata wanita adalah airmata!!

28. Wanita suka jika sesekali orang yang disayanginya mengadakan surprise buatnya(hadiah,bunga atau sekadar kad ucapan romantis).Mereka akan rasa terharu dan merasakan bahawa dirinya dicintai setulus hati.Dengan i! ni dia tak akan ragu-ragu terhadapmu.

29. Wanita mudah jatuh hati pada lelaki yang ambil berat tentang mereka dan baik terhadapnya.So,kalau nak memikat wanita pandai-pandailah…

30. Sebenarnya mudah mengambil hati wanita kerana apa yang dia mahu hanyalah perasaan dicintai dan disayangi sepenuh jiwa.

Ulasan :

Ye ke gurl camtuh??klu si tomboi camne?? pe2 pon credit to agesshi.wordpress...klu guy camne plak???

CinTaN - CinTuN...

2008-11-11T16:32:00.006+08:00

Kepada yg masih SINGLE…

"Cinta ibarat kupu2. Makin kau kejar, makin ia menghindar. Tp, bila kau biarkan ia terbang, ia akan menghampirimu di saat kau tak menduga. Cinta mampu membahagiakanmu tapi sering pula ia menyakiti, tp cinta itu hanya istimewa apabila kau berikan pd seseorang yg layak menerima."

Kepada yg ragu2 dgn PERNIKAHAN.. .

Cinta bknnya mencari seseorang yg “SEMPURNA”, tetapi menemukan seseorang yg mampu menjadikan dirimu sempurna.

Kepada PLAYGIRL…

Jgn katakan “AKU CINTA PADAMU!” bila kau tdk benar2 peduli. Jgn bicarakan soal perasaan bila itu tdk benar2 ada. Jgn kau sentuh hidup seseorang bila kau hanya berniat main2 dgnnya. Jgn menatap ke dlm mata seseorang bila apa yg kau lakukan hanya pembohongan. Hal paling kejam yg dilakukan ialah membuat seseorang jatuh cinta, sedangkan kau tdk berniat langsung UTK MENERIMANYA” saat ia terjatuh. (sgt bahaye..)

Kepada yg PATAH HATI…

Sakit… patah hati… bertahan selama kau menginginkannya dan akan menghiris luka sedalam kau membiarkannya. Persoalannya, bukan bagaimana kita mengatasi rasa sakit itu, tetapi adalah apa yg boleh diambil sbg pengajaran dan hikmahnya.

Kepada yg BELUM PERNAH JATUH CINTA…

Bagaimana kalau jatuh cinta? Mahu jatuh, jatuhlah! Tetapi, jgn sampai terjerumus. Biar selamba tp stabil. Berkongsilah tetapi jgn tak adil. Cubalah utk memahami tetapi bkn bermakna tdk boleh meminta apa2. Bersedialah utk terluka dan menderita, tetapi jgn simpan semua rasa sakit jika itu yg benar2 dialami.

Kepada yg ingin MENGUASAI…

Hatimu patah melihat org yg kau cintai berbahagia dgn org lain, tetapi akan lebih sakit lagi apabila mengetahui bahawa org yg kau cintai ternyata tdk bahagia dgn mu.

Kepada yg takut MENGAKUI…

Cinta menyakitkan bila anda putuskan hubungan dgn seseorang. Tetapi, lebih sakit lagi bila seseorang memutuskan hubungan dgn mu. Tetapi, cinta paling menyakitkan apabila org yg kau cintai, langsung tdk mengetahui perasaanmu terhadapnya.

Kepada yg masih bertahan MENCINTAI SESEORANG YG TLH PERGI…

Hal menyedihkan dlm hidup ialah bila kau bertemu seseorang lalu jatuh cinta. Kemudian akhirnya menyedari bahawa dia bukanlah jodohmu dan kau tlh mensia-siakan masa bertahun-tahun utk seseorang yg tdk layak. Kalau sekarang dia sudah tdk layak, 10 thn dr sekarang pun dia tetap tak akan layak. Biarkan dia pergi dan lupakan.

Cinta memang indah tp byk ranjau onak berduri didlmnye…. .

NyaNyi - nYaNyi..!!!!

2008-11-11T14:58:00.002+08:00

Di sebuah hospital sakit jiwa, ada seorang pesakit mental dikurung di dalam sebuah bilik. Kerjanya tiap tiap hari menyanyi, pagi petang siang malam dia menyanyi, tak penat-penat, kalau dah betul-betul penat, barulah dia tidur. Lagu yang paling dia suka lagu 60-an, semua lagu dia tahu, dari Jefridin, A Halim, L Ramle.

Tapi yang peliknya, dia suka nyanyi sambil telentang, agak-agak lepas sejam, dia nyanyi sambil meniarap, selepas sejam telentang pulak, begitulah cara dia nyanyi, kejap telentang kejap meniarap, sampailah malam.

Si warden penjaga hospital ni, rasa heran jugak tapi malas nak tanya, tapi satu hari dia tanya jugak, "Tanya sikit bang, kenapa kalau nyanyi, sekejap telentang, sekejap meniarap".

Jawap pesakit mental tu, "Kalau telentang tu side A, meniarap tu side B la bodoh!!!!!!!!!!!!"

My SuPeRHeRo.....WoW!!!

2008-11-10T20:59:00.013+08:00

The Hulk : Adeh...can anybody massage my shoulders???.......

CatWoman : huuuuu~~~~u should get yourself dis massage chair too...
Superman : tu la ko..ckp ckit..nk mgamok..pdn muke!!!seb baek aku leh jln lg...

The Hulk : WeH...tukar la channel tv tu...aku nk tgok the HulK 2 nih...sape plak pgganti aku...
CatWoman : aku nk tgok channel ni gak..aku nk tuggu batman bg power ckit kat aku...
WonderWoman : apsl plak aku kne jg org tue nih??eh..tolg jg ni plak..nyusahkan je..

Mr Fantastic : ade sape2 lg yg nk join de club??(superhero at old folks home)...meh la register..welcome2!!!
The Hulk : mn kwn2 ko lg mr fantastic??
Mr Fantastic :tgh menyelamatkan bumi dr kejahatan....diorg minum power root!!!!sbb tu masih de power...

Mr Fantastic : aii..mn nih kwn2 ku??Spiderman n x-men ni nape xsmpai2 lg nih???xkan t'lepas flight kot...xlame lg cicakman plak join de club..seb baek korg tgh wat promotion tuk
cicakman 2...klu x,aku blacklist name korg..

ps: cam knl je org tue tu...suit warna biru,no 4..eh..bkn ke en fantastic??ala..yg dlm fantastic 4..
xkan dah xpower kot??camne nk tlg aku nih???

How to be a Successful Businessman juz in a minute..

2008-11-09T22:45:00.001+08:00

Computing business becomes famous business nowadays. We can divide the computing business into many categories such as internet business, multimedia business, mobile computing business, software and hardware business.

This business I had tried last week and I find out that it's very effective especially for student like us.

And now, I'm the successful 5stars Hotel Owner. Please click here to setup your own business..

Try and you'll find out this awesome kind of business..Let's try =)

More pictures (favour for friends)

2008-11-09T16:24:00.012+08:00

A friend asked me to mesh her pic with jiro wang. This is how it turns out ;P

And i just had to make one like this (click on the pic to view its full size):

This one is of a similar request too. i hope it's too small to recognize the people in the pic hohoho..

And of course (click on the pic to view its full size):

DIS: The ice-cream pics are found randomly on the net. The PS brushes are not mine ;p

Launching...

2008-11-08T17:14:00.007+08:00

Here's a wallpaper-sized pic (only 1024x768px though ;p).. i only slapped on a few brushes there.. really those brushes are so convenient.. hahaha.. the brushes and crowds background are from Uchiki, 555 Design, etc. Only made the logo myself lol..

Welcome to Mocha Inc

2008-11-07T22:02:00.000+08:00

We create this blog only for fun.. anything can be added in this blog.. in other words, 'rojak' contents laa..

Wowww...very delicious mocha cake!!!

Shell pattern that catches our attention..

...Available in Starbucks...