Friday, March 13, 2009

10 dating rules ^(^_^ )^

A Father's Note to Prospective Suitors:
10 Simple Rules for dating my daughter

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early".

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car -- there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

LOL ~(^^~)

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

the beauty of mathematics~the love of god

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

Monday, February 9, 2009

i swear this tag business (. . . )

Darlene tagged this blog>>>

The challenge is:

Go to your photos folder in your computer.
Go to the 6th folder of photos.
Go to the 6th picture in that folder.

Put the picture on your blog and description of it.
Invite six friends to join the challenge.
Link them in your blog and let them know they have been challenged.
(too much hassle -_-" maybe next time)

Description: a cheese cake pic hehehe.. grabbed from FB maa... i have quite a collection of pics under food category ;P

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

i told u it's kmc! a l*****y?, something close to it >_<

KMC is relocated:


same old view but more spacious

Uh,this is the upper floor.yes,it has an upper floor now pfft..

i want to soak in a tub~la la la~

Adek2 gue (6th&8th) pegi mandikan hamster milik adek si 2nd..hmm hamster bley d'mndikan ke? gue pon tarak tau arr..

Thursday, January 22, 2009

la la la la~

been thinking what to post maa..
long time no see the other two...
i've been busy at my other blogs (yes, blogs) too..
and the li form thingie already ok laa..
but the fyp is not

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Where did I get my wallpapers?

Salam. Got nothing else to post so i'm sharing my wallpaper source XD

>>>For starters go here (i like the texture he used in his works)
no registration needed

>>>More wp and links here
no registration needed

>>>I got my anime wp from here (since i cannot access deviantart from hostel)
limited access without registration

>>>and for my phone (they got stuffs like wp,themes,ringtones,etc for every kind of phone)

p/s: i change my desktop bg frequently so these kinds of sites are my answers.. they got me interested in photoshop (and illustrator..) in the first's funXD

Friday, January 2, 2009

mr rubik's cube~

The purpose of this post is to introduce one of my toys, mr rubik's cube ^^
He was born in 1970s in central europe i think.

The one on the right is a magnetic acrylic one. I want one of that too!

Rubik's cube disassembled.

My own rubik's cube. A standard 3x3x3 version.

There are more variations of rubik's cube: pyraminx, megaminx, skewb, sudoku cube, etc. Out of these, sudoku cube is much more difficult to solve.

So far i've only solved it once..with much help from some internet articles ;D

Other puzzle in the room..the ship...

Happy New Year to all

Hi..happy new year to all my friends. to quenn,sorry to hear about your beloved laptop.i suggest that u buy another one laptop just for backup.hehehe..u can sell all your 'karya' to exchange with new laptop =p..about me, i love and also hate to change my old life..i hate the difficulty how i am now.but, it give many motivation to me to be independence in life.because, to achieve all my ambitions, i must go through this way. Motivator always said that successful person is someone that love to face the difficulty and challenges in life.i will post photos about me next quenn and muahaha, good luck!!

Thursday, January 1, 2009

(unofficialpost) -_-"

>>>Gue buhsan...

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